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Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity I do not understand it myself any more.
Einstein

Except in math, the shortest distance between point A and point B is seldom a straight line.
Platon

A mathematician is a scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Evan Esar

Pure math is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.
Max Wilhelm Dehn

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
Robert Boynton

Math - the unshaken Foundation of Sciences, and the plentiful Fountain of Advantage to human affairs.
Isaac Barrow

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